For many years Jeremy’s friend Arnie Wilson has wanted to take Jeremy to lunch - at his own restaurant! But the boss doesn’t think it’s quite comme il faut to sit down in front of all his customers. So Arnie, an inveterate limerick writer who has a book of his limericks being published this year, came up with this notion
It had always been Arnie’s ambition
To lure Jeremy out of the kitchen
So he screwed up his eyes
Wore a wig – great disguise!
As he savoured his deftly cooked chicken